Sam’s Word of Wisdom

July 10th, 2006

Hello Peeps and Peepesses

The following are my patented, copyrighted words that totally rock the CASBAH!!

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 arse-erial –

1. The opposite of awesome-erial; or
2. To be slightly Busheque

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arsim

1. Ispiring awe: an awesome thunderstorm.
2. Expressing awe: stood in awesome silence before the ancient ruins.
3. Slang. Remarkable; outstanding: “a totally awesome arcade game” (Los Angeles Times).

- – >Only really really really really really really ridiculously cooler!!

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arsim-erial 

 see definition of awesome-erial

- – >Only really really really really really really really really really ridiculously cooler!! 

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awesome-erial -

1. Inspiring awe: an awesome thunderstorm.
2. Expressing awe: stood in awesome silence before the ancient ruins.
3. Slang. Remarkable; outstanding: “a totally awesome arcade game” (Los Angeles Times).

- – >Only totally better

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Bushesque (adj.) – Not to be confused with Busherial (see below)

A person may be described as being Bushesque if s/he possesses one or more of the following qualities/traits:

1. Looks like a monkey
2. Works one month a year between holidays
3. Can’t say “Nuclear”
4. Can’t really pronounce anything at all 
5. Looks like a monkey
6. Accuses you of having an arsenal of weapons (possibly of Mass Destruction)
7. Looks like a Monkey
8. Stuggles with a teleprompter
9. Can’t say the word ”teleprompter”
10. Looks like a Monkey
11. Needs a vacation after trying to pronounce  a series of mono-syllabic words
12. Obviously can’t say “mono-syllabic”
13. Looks like a Monkey
14. Still sits on Daddy’s Lap at the age of 60
15. Ironically, can’t count to 60
16. Can’t say ”Ironically”
17. Doesn’t know the meaning of the word “Ironically”
18. Looks like a monkey

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Busherial – To look like or possess a really awesome-erial Bush

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Hiliarial – Characterized by or causing great merriment – only much much cooler

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Randomerial

1. lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; “a random choice”; “bombs fell at random”; “random movements”
2. taken haphazardly; “a random choice”  

- only in a totally awesome-erial sense!!